Tribe.net. Local Connections tyrsalvia http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/d1c5794e-7521-4471-ab3e-0e8a9a9a8440 2007-06-07T14:43:37Z 2007-06-07T14:43:37Z

<div>KALLISTICON 2007 <br/>Sticking Apart Is More Fun When We Do It Together <br/> <br/>June 22-24, 2007 <br/>Redwood City, CA <br/>http://www.kallisticon.com <br/> <br/>St. Mae, Church of No Dead Saints <br/>stmae@discordian.com <br/>Johnny Brainwash, Admiral of the Floating Republic <br/>johnnybrainwash@hotmail.com <br/> <br/>from an undisclosed location <br/> <br/>EPISODE 7 <br/>The New Dope <br/> <br/>It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from the hidden planet Eris, have won their first victory against the greyfaced Region of Thud. <br/> <br/>During the battle, Rebel spies managed to plant secret programs within Thud's memetic structures, programs with enough power to reimagine an entire planet. <br/> <br/>Now we gather to pursue our programming, to greet our far-flung comrades, to sow strife and discord in the Region of Thud, to eat snacks and talk shit late into the night. <br/> <br/>Join us for Kallisticon 2007, June 22-24, in Redwood City, California. This is our seventh year, and we've learned by now how to have a good time. <br/> <br/>Since we last met, the final Old Timer of the Erisian Movement has passed from the earth. Yet we've gained a planet, and she has a daughter, Dysnomia, called Lawlessness. One generation has passed, and another is arising. <br/> <br/>Come to Kallisticon. Join us in mocking the Region of Thud, rewriting the program that can save our people and restore freedom to the galaxy....</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 0 replies </div>

tyrsalvia 2007-06-07T14:43:37Z Jefe http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/cfc1e6da-c982-447b-98f9-aa0c2c5914f3 2006-04-06T21:21:29Z 2006-03-24T17:24:23Z

<div>Julia c. Bulette chapter 1864 E C V <br/>Annual Candlelight Initiation <br/>Saturnday April 1st o6 <br/>ECV building 34 B st. Virginia City Nevada <br/>Doors @ 4 <br/>Bar @ 4:02 <br/>Initiation 5 <br/>Dinner 7 <br/>Redshirts $25 <br/>Pukes 50$ <br/>Annual Skoosh Ink Burning man party in Reno afterwards <br/>Initiation for 50 year olds, the less agile, Law enforcement, Judicial and legislative <br/>No widders orphans or other explosive devices <br/> <br/>set aside Saturnday June 24th at 10 am for your standard potential initiates <br/>Meetings first Tuesday Ecv Hall VC NV 7:00</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 3 replies </div>

Jefe 2006-03-24T17:24:23Z endymionsfate http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/39ebe5db-cbf6-4165-811c-a4dd16e07090 2006-01-07T02:05:44Z 2006-01-07T02:05:44Z

<div>Hello Clampers and fellow Norton Aficionados, <br/> Tomorrow, Saturday, Jan. 7th, is the 27th Annual E Clampus E Vitus dowsing of "The Great One's" grave site. Clampers will congregate at Malloy's Bar at 10 am. At 10:30 am will make their way to the cemetery entrance. Where everyone will make the trip to the grave site. This is a wonderful and tasty (libations) event. Please come dressed in something red (shirts, and vests), or period Victorian/ Edwardian clothing for those who have it. Clampers have been told that the public will be there, but public, remember, this is a Clamper event. I hope to see everyone there. <br/>Sincerely, <br/>J.W. J.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 0 replies </div>

endymionsfate 2006-01-07T02:05:44Z DocSquat http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/7440a306-af0c-4c8c-b168-1c28398cafa5 2006-01-04T08:10:18Z 2005-12-16T09:35:24Z

<div>I tried to post this in "events" but must have done it wrong... <br/>====================== <br/> <br/>Emperor Norton I: A new Musical that's Right as Reign <br/> <br/>weekends Dec 2005 through Jan 2006 <br/> <br/>Fri &amp; Sat @ 7:30pm; Sun @ 3pm <br/> <br/>$15 at the door and at www.ticketweb.com <br/> <br/>----/ Event Description /----------------------------------------------- <br/> <br/>"Pause, Traveler, and be grateful to Norton Ihellip" reads the <br/>inscription on the Bay Bridge. Emperor Norton I, Sovereign Ruler of <br/>the United States and Protector of Mexico, was a visionary to some, a <br/>kook to others and beloved by all. Lovingly crafted by the Ohanneson <br/>family, this humorous, original musical is a tribute to San <br/>Francisco, the Barbary Coast, and its eccentric characters. It's a <br/>step back into history and follows a man who loved his city and the <br/>city that loved him. <br/> <br/>In 1850 San Francisco, pandemonium reigns in the rough and tumble, <br/>formative Gold Rush years of the City by the Bay. The wealthy Joshua <br/>A. Norton loses his fortune and mental stability; and his descent <br/>into madness is rivaled only by his rise into notoriety. He declares <br/>himself Emperor of the United States and the Protector of Mexico, and <br/>endears himself to the likes of Mark Twain, Lotta Crabtree, Lola <br/>Montez, the two annoying dogs, Bummer &amp; Lazarus, and the lowbrows of <br/>the Barbary Coast. But can a madman dissolve Congress, raise an army, <br/>print his own money and propose to the Queen of England? He can in <br/>San Francisco--which just goes to show, it's important to make a good <br/>first Emper-ession. <br/> <br/>You'll become a Norton fan after this joyful musical about San <br/>Francisco first and most beloved eccentric. After all, being a little <br/>crazy is right as reign. <br/> <br/>Emperor Norton I runs weekends starting December 2, 2005 through <br/>January 29, 2006; except for Dec. 25th weekend. Shows are Fridays and <br/>Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm at the DARK ROOM Theater, 2263 <br/>Mission St (b/t 18 &amp; 19), SF. Tickets are $15 on www.ticketweb.com <br/>and at the door. More info at: www.darkroomsf.com. <br/> <br/>This is an Impossible Production is a family affair with script by <br/>Kim Axelrod Ohanneson, score by Marty Ohanneson Axelrod, direction by <br/>Jim Fourniadis-Ohanneson, production by Erin Ohanneson, costumes by <br/>Jill Ohanneson and research by Greg Ohanneson with tech mastered by <br/>Ty "Honorary Ohanneson" McKenzie. Norton stars Jim Fourniadis, Peter <br/>Doty, Steffanos X, Phil Darnowsky, Don Wood, David Stein, Nancy <br/>Bower, Haggis, Denzil Meyers, Anomaly aka Sadie Lune, Rhiannon <br/>Charisse, Laura Malouf-Renning, Jukie Sunshine, Michelle Talgarow and <br/>Cameron Eng. <br/> <br/>-END- <br/> <br/>IMPOSSIBLE PRODUCTIONS, those goof-balls that brought you stage <br/>versions of Dr. Strangelove, Twilight Zone, Clue, Princess Bride and <br/>Zippy The Pinhead, as well as Bad Movie Night, make their home at The <br/>Dark Room, a comfortable place for anyone to come to when he or she <br/>has ideas--big or small--and nowhere to realize them. They're a tad <br/>more off-beat than community theatre and a skosh more accessible than <br/>many artist cooperatives. They welcome both high concepts and lowbrow <br/>sensibilities; they try hard to not to take themselves too seriously <br/>and invite you to do the same. Join them for an hour or two; they're <br/>saving a seat for you. <br/> <br/>----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------ <br/> <br/>the DARK ROOM Theater <br/>2263 Mission Street, b/t 18 &amp; 19 <br/>San Francisco <br/>415.401.7987 <br/>http://www.darkroomsf.com <br/> <br/>We're on Mission Street between 18th &amp; 19th, two blocks from Mission <br/>&amp; 16th BART with parking between 19th &amp; 20th. <br/> <br/>----/ Additional Info /------------------------------------------------- <br/> <br/>wsup@darkroomsf.com <br/>415.401.7987 <br/>http://www.darkroomsf.com/norton <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 1 reply </div>

DocSquat 2005-12-16T09:35:24Z Howard http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/8f0d98b7-f38a-45c8-9817-8b6833a45be2 2005-06-21T23:58:35Z 2004-01-30T05:59:51Z

<div>Any idea where one would be able to find actual signed Emperor Norton currency? eBay searches only yield various coins and stuff made long after Emperor Norton's death, so I'm wondering if anyone has any leads... How much would it be worth nowadays? Anyone see an actual bill at an antique shop? Are reproductions available?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 5 replies </div>

Howard 2004-01-30T05:59:51Z http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/8553c5af-9bd6-434f-ba27-668339a4a97e 2005-04-11T10:20:07Z 2004-05-28T00:13:43Z

<div> Hello! I thought this was a sweet little story about Emperor Norton during the Sandman series, issue #31. Have you read it? </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 3 replies </div>

2004-05-28T00:13:43Z AndrewBWatt http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/50e6896b-c353-474e-bf94-011f16f1c6d0 2005-01-09T17:57:54Z 2005-01-09T17:57:54Z

<div>Hi. <br/> <br/>I teach at a Middle School. I've been asked, quite by chance, to say something on January 10 in Assembly, and I'd like to have it be related to Emperor Norton... <br/> <br/>Does anyone have the text of his proclamation handy, and maybe some obituary or another that I could read aloud tomorrow?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 0 replies </div>

AndrewBWatt 2005-01-09T17:57:54Z rankbadhat http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/d0f09c35-45ab-4d55-b362-af95c776c72c 2005-01-08T00:14:46Z 2003-12-03T18:30:52Z

<div> <br/>Hi, <br/> <br/> I'd like to participate in the annual Emperor Norton celebration/procession. I think it's on the day of his death, January 8, and I think in involves a procession either to or from his grave. I know the event is associated with the Clampers and the Cacophony Society. Could anyone set me straight? I don't want to miss it this year. Norton I is my patron saint. Please email me with the details. <br/> <br/>Kelly <br/> <br/>tonguetide AT yahoo DOT COM</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 7 replies </div>

rankbadhat 2003-12-03T18:30:52Z malex http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/60274416-c597-47b4-8d19-3247be89f301 2004-12-20T16:55:28Z 2004-09-29T19:35:22Z

<div>[I'm shocked, SHOCKED to be the first to post this...] <br/> <br/>http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/09/27/EDGIJ7P1Q31.DTL# <br/> <br/> <br/>Mayor Gavin Newsom <br/> <br/>City Hall, Room 200 <br/> <br/>1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place <br/> <br/>San Francisco, CA 94102 <br/> <br/>The Honorable Gavin Newsom: <br/> <br/>As chair of His Majesty's Bridge Committee, appointed through the intuitive intervention of that acute seer Baba Rebop, I beseech a boon. I request Your Honor to submit to the Board of Supervisors of the City and County of San Francisco a resolution requesting the state Legislature to name the western span of the Bay Bridge after His Majesty, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. <br/> <br/>His Majesty did predict the building of this world famous span in 1869, a time when only goats and the Central Pacific Railroad coveted Yerba Buena Island. <br/> <br/>Such a bridge named after His Imperial Majesty would intrigue hoards of free-spending tourists to visit the Golden City by the Bay. San Francisco's nearest competitor is only the Sandwich Islands, once ruled by mere kings and queens. <br/> <br/>His Majesty is a model of fiscal responsibility. San Franciscans accepted Bonds of the Empire at par, during a decade when U.S. government paper money and U.S. government coined silver passed among merchants at a discount. <br/> <br/>His Majesty looked after the unfortunate of his realm, issuing proclamations to redress wrongs against African Americans, Chinese, Native Americans and all others in need of tolerance and acceptance. <br/> <br/>His Majesty, through his humble representative, prays that you will grant this petition. <br/> <br/>Your Obedient Servant, <br/> <br/>ROBERT J. CHANDLER <br/>Chair, His Majesty's Bridge Committee <br/>San Francisco <br/> <br/>[Also appearing in Farley strip http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/09/27/BAFARLEY.DTL]</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 2 replies </div>

malex 2004-09-29T19:35:22Z James http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/762d633c-fd69-48d6-b5fe-005b043a140c 2004-09-03T04:09:34Z 2004-07-06T15:42:00Z

<div>We made a little pilgrimage to the Emperor's grave back in January. Here's my description of the night: <br/> <br/>http://arclyte.netdojo.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=99 <br/> <br/>and some photos to go along with it: <br/> <br/>http://arclyte.netdojo.com/bbs/album_cat.php?cat_id=13 <br/> <br/>I Remain, <br/>Humble Servant to the Emperor, <br/>James</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 1 reply </div>

James 2004-07-06T15:42:00Z Aleman http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/a729c0d4-74a7-4e50-80bb-dbb53dd0dcc3 2004-07-12T20:03:11Z 2004-07-09T01:07:26Z

<div>San Francisco Brewing Co makes a beer that pays hoomage to him. Maybe, just maybe we should have a party in his honor, be it that I am always about the party time. What say all of ye?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 2 replies </div>

Aleman 2004-07-09T01:07:26Z DocSquat http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/daec32a9-407f-4b0c-8130-617718023f1b 2004-03-11T04:44:42Z 2004-03-06T05:19:20Z

<div>New here. Hello all. I must say, it took a friend and I nary an hour to find the Emperor's grave. Actually, looked one day and didn't find it at all after 1/2 hr or so, left. Went back later, systematically scanned the zones and bingo. Ugh. The map was so OFF. <br/> <br/>So *was* there a procession in January? <br/> <br/>oh, and my friend did an Emperor Norton skit in the Fringe Fest a few years back.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 3 replies </div>

DocSquat 2004-03-06T05:19:20Z antonioolmos http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/825ef157-9235-48af-8c0d-6809ce6aa9ab 2004-03-09T23:27:51Z 2004-03-09T23:27:51Z

<div>I am amexican and I just want to know who the fuck is this empero rand why should i not seek everyone of you out and gut you and hang you from the lamp posts. <br/> <br/>by the way i am a nice guy.I am gonna be a father soon....so the revolution if it comes will be brief and bloody...i got baby sitting to do</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 0 replies </div>

antonioolmos 2004-03-09T23:27:51Z orangeboxman http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/f6475644-e55c-40fa-8491-0a9d72e74c20 2003-12-05T00:18:59Z 2003-12-04T19:57:44Z

<div>Does anybody actually know anything of such?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 2 replies </div>

orangeboxman 2003-12-04T19:57:44Z Organizizer http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net/thread/2e95085f-3c1b-49ed-900e-f223c94251f5 2003-10-30T07:40:10Z 2003-10-29T08:35:39Z

<div>so.. have there been any Emp sightings lately?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://EmperorNorton.tribe.net">Emperor Norton</a> - 3 replies </div>

Organizizer 2003-10-29T08:35:39Z